Seven Social Media Mythbusting Rock Songs

Social Media RockstarI’ve been doing a lot of writing and thinking about myths lately. Not like, the Greek myths or anything, but rather the sort of mythical thinking you run into when online folks talk about marketing concepts. For example, a lot of bloggers write about how you shouldn’t really do traditional marketing tactics anymore or how creating a website is a piece of cake…stuff like that. What I haven’t told anybody yet is that I was actually inspired by some pretty classic rock songs. You may not have known that these songs were written and composed to combat some of the myths running riot in the online world, but I am here to tell you that that is exactly the case.

To prove it, I’ve outlined for your pondering the seven songs that specifically inspired me to follow this line of thinking. Here they are!

1. Money (That’s What I want) by The Beatles

Despite all evidence to the contrary, many people who are tweeting, blogging, Facebooking, pinning, and more actually are hoping that some money comes of it. That means that as important as engaging and conversing and transparency and authenticity might be, what people really want is, well, money. Yep, that’s what they want. The Beatles actually wrote this song as a way to combat the myth that people should solely focus on the “fluffy” stuff in the online world.

2. Like A Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon & Garfunkel

Many people do not know that this song was actually written about integrated marketing and the need to build bridges between different departments and different kinds of marketing. Specifically, Garfunkel was hoping his epic mood would drive people to remember that building a bridge between social media marketing and more “traditional” marketing can be a really effective way to avoid “troubled waters.”

3. Piece of My Heart by Janis Joplin

You might not think “marketing” when you think of Janis Joplin and her wailing ways, but the fact is that she wrote this song specifically to combat the idea that people should try every single marketing tactic available, and immediately. Janis felt very strongly that this was a woefully bad way of doing business, so she framed the song such that every time you try something new without planning and strategizing, you’re taking another piece of heart. The “You know you got child if it makes you feel good” thing was just added for dramatic effect.

4. Creep by Radiohead

Very, very few people ever realized that Radiohead wrote “creep” to protest the idea that community-building should be your top priority online if you are using social media for business. Now, they wrote the lyrics to be a bit angst-ridden – it was the 90s, after all, but their point is “Hey, I don’t belong here” as in, they haven’t spent their time creating a community. They also felt a bit odd that community had not been their first priority while it was top priority for so many others.

5. Talk of the Town by the Pretenders

A lot of people think that getting a lot of followers and becoming an online celebrity or a “twelebrity” is what social media is all about. However, if you are using social media to market your product or service, you’re going to find that being the “talk of the town” isn’t going to do you a lot of good if the people talking about you don’t want to buy from you. That’s what lies behind this classic hit from The Pretenders. You know they’re on board with my way of thinking because they’re from my hometown, right?

6. Mama I’m Comin’ Home by Ozzy Osbourne

Did you know that Ozzy actually wrote this song because he was thinking about the whole “ROI of your mom” soundbyte? Yep. That was his inspiration for this song. Consider especially, “Times gone by it seems to me/you coulda been a better friend to me.” He’s really trying to apply an ROI formula to this relationship and it’s gosh darned hard for him. It’s all very loose and ambiguous. But in a subtle way, Ozzy wanted to show that while the “ROI of your mother” would be hard to prove, there are certainly ways to figure the ROI of your social media marketing efforts. It’s an undercurrent to the song. Listen for it.

7. Hotel California by the Eagles

The Eagles, few people may know, actually had started doing some social media marketing before they wrote this hit song. They had bought into the idea that having a marketing plan was lame, so they just jumped in. Well, wouldn’t you know they found themselves in a situation where they weren’t making a lot of headway but they couldn’t just quit either. You know what that became – “You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.” I’m sure there are other social media references in the song as well.

I know some of you might be skeptical about how some of these bands came to write these songs. You might even ask me for proof. Well, I don’t have any, so you’ll just have to take my word for it. With that being said, can you think of any other rock songs that you just realized were actually written to dispense with marketing myths that are spreading throughout the online world? If so, share ‘em here!

 

Marjorie Clayman is the Director of Client Development at Clayman Advertising, Inc., her family’s third-generation full service marketing firm. Margie has recently published an e-book that you can read about here.

The BrandFlair Manly Holiday Gifts for 2011-2012

"manly wrapping"

"Manly Gift Wrapping Job"

 

Happy Holidays and welcome to the first annual BrandFlair Most Manly Holiday Gifts list. Woot! Men are notoriously hard to shop for and when we are asked what we want we usually reply with the usual shrug of the shoulders and “I Dunno.”

The fact is men want manly gifts. Stuff that we think is cool but that everyone else just doesn’t understand. So if you need help shopping for your man take a look through this list and pick out a manly gift for the holidays or any special occasion. Chances are if you think it is weird, he will love it!

Please note that I have linked each gift using Amazon Associates and will donate all proceeds from any BrandFlair Most Manly Holiday Gifts purchases to Fuzzy Friends Rescue in Waco, Texas to help support their fabulous efforts rescuing, caring for, and placing cats and dogs into good homes here in Central Texas. We are looking to adopt a new fuzzy friend from them and it is a wonderful organization if you wish to make a donation.

The BrandFlair Manly Holiday Gift List Revealed on The Bruce Sallan Show!

Audio: BrandFlair’s Most Manly Holiday Gifts on The Bruce Sallan Show – Part 1  (mp3)

Audio: BrandFlair’s Most Manly Holiday Gifts on The Bruce Sallan Show – Part 2 (mp3)

1. Grillin’ & Chillin’  – Smoker and BBQ Gear

Men love food.  We love cooking it, serving it and eating it.  These four gift ideas are taken from my “Tasty Tips for Fantastic Home Barbecue” post and all are winners.  I personally have this Weber Smokey Mountain and Chimney Starter (two actually) and have the gloves and book on my personal manly gift list.

 

        

 

2. Kitchen Gear – Margaritas and Mangos

Yes beer is manly but how many pint glass set do guys really want and need.  This margarita machine will crank out fun frozen drinks in the man cave (type and strength is up to you).  Margaritas are not manly you say?  Not true.  Like any good cocktail it is all in the recipe.  The mango cutter is something that I picked up and seriously use all the time.  Go buy a mango from the store and try cutting it with a knife.  You will quickly understand the value in this kitchen tool.  Plus it works (unlike apple cutters) and mangos are awesome!

 

"OXO Mango Cutter"

OXO Mango Cutter

   

3. Build Stuff – Lego Desk Calendar

During our family trip to Disneyland I found this in the Lego shop.  Men love to build things, loved Lego as boys and we never need another desk calendar ever again.  I have mine on my desk here at Dell and rebuild it every month.  Crazy and cool!

 

"LEGO Brick Calendar"

LEGO Brick Calendar

 

 

4. Skate Tough – Longboard, Kahuna Big Stick, Chuck Taylors and Helmet

I loved skating when I was younger and still have my board and Chuck Taylors.  Classic shoes for a classic sport.  Cool thing about this gear is you can get a great workout while chilling out and cruising through the streets.   Any man can kick back and enjoy this gear and of course real men wear helmets!

 

        

 

5. iTunes..NOT! – AC/DC Essentials

Fact:  AC/DC rules.

Fact: Angus Young is the Honey Badger of Rock n’ Roll.

Fact: You will not find any AC/DC albums or songs on iTunes.

This is because Angus and crew do not believe that the albums should be broken up and songs sold as singles.  They also don’t need to sell their music on iTunes.  These are the four albums I would buy for your man to rip into his iPod.  If you have to pick one…get Back in Black.

 

        

 

6. Protecting His Pack – VueZone (#DadChat Sponsored Item)

Bruce Sallan (@BruceSallan) adds this gem to this years list. One of Bruce’s favorite gift ideas for the season is the VueZone personal video network, a wireless monitoring system that enables families to stay connected to their homes, kids, and pets from anywhere at any time. In a nutshell, VueZone is a system of miniature cameras that stream live video to your smartphone or any PC or Mac. From dads who want to see their families while traveling for business or want to make sure kids are doing their homework while they are out running errands, VueZone makes video monitoring simple.

 

vue-zone-440

Vue Zone 440

 

7. Manly Shows – The Band of Brothers/The Pacifc & The Walking Dead

The Band of Brothers is a classic book to read and hands down the best made for television mini series I have ever seen.  This collection includes the newer series about the war in the Pacific and belongs in every mans collection. You will find him watching it again and again for many reasons.  It helped me understand a bit more about my grandfather’s (Major Robert L. Boyle Sr.) world as a young man the war he served in.

Zombies hold a special place in the hearts of many men and zombie movies are some of the most popular horror movies ever.  Sad thing is many of then are not as great.  That all changed when AMC brought Robert Kirkman’s comic series to the small screen.  The Walking Dead is a fantastic series packed with zombie punch, bite and drool (the slow type from the classic Night of the Living Dead).

"Band of Brothers. Photo by: David James"

  

 

8. Jam Session – Amplitude iRig and American Fender Stratocaster

Every man wanted to be a rock star at some point in their lives.  Many still have an old “axe” lying around the house but sadly do not own a working amplifier.  The Amplitube iRig is a great gift to get instead of an expensive amp.  With iRig you can plug your guitar into your iPhone/iPod touch/iPad and jam anywhere.  You can choose to shred on a Marshall or Fender Twin and add effects like distortion, chorus, delay and more!  I picked one of these up this year and love it!  Headphones are a must add.

For the man who does not have a great guitar but deserves the best, nothing is as classic as the Fender American Standard Stratocaster® Electric Guitar with 3 Tone Sunburst and a Rosewood Fretboard.  It is a classic wielded by Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and Stevie Ray Vaughan and one every man would be proud to own.  Think of it as the Tiffany of electric guitars.

 

"Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster HSS"

Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster HSS

  

 

8. The Power To Do More! – Dell XPS 17 Laptop

I love computers.  Fact is (full disclosure) I work for Dell and love it!  My current laptop is a robust Latitude loaded with power and goodies and it works great but my personal man gift list would have to include a loaded Dell XPS 17 Laptop.  A manly configuration would be an Intel i7-2630QM processor, 8GB RAM, 17.3in FHD WLED AG (1920×1080) Screen, NVIDIA GeForce GT 555M 3GB graphics with Optimus (think games), 1TB 7200 RPM Hard Drive (Say it again – One Terabyte…Aawwww yeah!), Tray Load Blu-ray Disc BD-Combo and Windows 7 – 64 bit OS.

I like the Dell XPS models because they are workhorses for business and fantastic gaming machines in one.  What more could a man want?  Did I mention One Terabyte? Aawwww yeah!

Finally ordering through Dell is great because you can configure the new XPS or any Dell computer the way you want it to meet your needs.  So give a guy “The Power To Do More” and get him an XPS 17.  The most spendy item on my list this year but worth it!

 

Dell XPS 17

Dell XPS 17

 

9. Tool Time – Dewalt 18v Drill & Craftsman 154 Piece Mechanics Set

Tools and gift cards to Lowe’s and Home Depot are standard man gifts.  The problem is most of the tools men get are lawnmowers, leaf blowers, weed eaters and “practical” things that scream “time away from the football game” and “honey do list.”  Gift cards 99.9% of the time are spend on home projects that pop up and not on what a guy just wants to buy for the workbench.

Two great gifts sure to please any guy and make him grunt like Tim Allen in Tool Time is the Dewalt 18v Drill and Craftsman 154 piece mechanics tool set.  No weekly chore is dependent on on either of these gifts and every man loves power tools and mega uber useful tool sets.  You cannot lose gifting either or better yet both of these.  Think of them as Nordstrom Bags and Belts for dudes.

 

  

 

10. Fitness & Training – Polar FT4M Heart Rate Monitor

There are many things in life deemed manly by popular culture but let’s face it, working out is not really one of them.  Well pop culture is wrong.  Taking care of ourselves so we can feel good (and more manly) and live long happy lives to enjoy family and friends is pretty awesome and something I could work on more in 2012.  One of my favorite health and fitness Tweeps Heather Frey (@SmashFit) introduced me to the wonders of heart monitors.  This thing keeps track of your fitness improvements, heart rate and calories burned.  Guys like data and Polar delivers.  This  is a basic model to get started down the fitness track in 2012 but it is all most guys need anyway to get started.  Plus when we all get really in shape and do Iron Man triathlons weekly we can do something else guys like to do.  Upgrade technology!

 

 

11. Game on! – Wilson NFL Football

Every guy needs a good football.  Nuff said!

 

 

Thanks to Bruce Sallan (@BruceSallan) of the Bruce Sallan Show and #DadChat for hosting this years live launches of  The BrandFlair Most Manly Holiday Gifts via radio and Twitter.

“The Bruce Sallan Show – A Dad’s Point-of-View” is broadcast live each Thursday from 11:06 a.m. – noon, PST and repeated Thursday evenings at 9:06 p.m. and Saturdays at 12:06 p.m. It can be heard on KZSB AM 1290 in Santa Barbara and via live stream over the Internet.  #DadChat is every Thursday night from 6:00pm – 7:00pm PST on Twitter.

 

 

Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious Suggestions For Your Disneyland Holiday

DisneylandWe recently visited Disneyland (California) with our family, my mother and mother-in-law. It was a fantastic magical holiday enjoyed by all. I had not been to the park since I was in high school (um..a few years back..ROFL) and loved every minute of it. Here are a few tips for any of you planning a holiday to Disneyland that may make your time there more enjoyable.

1. Make A Plan

Disneyland is now made up of two parks (Disneyland & California Adventure) and a dining/shopping area (Downtown Disney). Have a plan for your must see and do attractions. If you have four days, take two for each park and save some time for shopping on the final afternoon. Wear good shoes as we walked 36 miles over four days on our recent holiday to Disneyland.

2. Choosing A Hotel

Back in the day it made a difference whether you stayed at one of the onsite park hotels or not. Today there are many fantastic options two miles or less away from Disneyland at over half the price. We discovered the Hyatt Orange County during our last visit and returned again this time. The Hyatt is a fantastic location, great for families, many dining choices across the street, and a Target a block down the road. Great room but I never really saw it as we were too busy playing at Disneyland.

3. Smartphone Applications

Two social media applications were fantastic at Disneyland. Foursquare and Instagram. Every single location in the park is a check in and what can be cooler than to announce to your Twitter followers and Facebook friends that you just checked into Disneyland. A great chance to add a photo and tips as you progress through the park. Instagram gets priceless photos touched up using various filters and effects and emailed off to family in no time. Epic!

4. Buy The Park Hopper Pass

The three day Park Hopper pass is the way to go as it allows you any rides in both parks with in and out privileges. Brilliant!

5. Rent A Stroller

Whether you have kids or not rent one. Makes getting around with your gear and purchases much easier and there are ample parking. Note to families that they rent single strollers, no doubles. You can bring your own into the park. Stroller rental is on the right before you enter the main gate!

6. Get in the Disney Spirit

This is not any fun park people. This is The Magical Kingdom. For those of us who visited long long ago, we tend to forget the difference. Whether you are a returning Disney veteran or first timer take time to pause, read and embrace the quote on the arch before entering the park. “Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy.”

7. Visit the Mad Hatter

On your first day head to the Mad Hatter and buy your Mickey ears. There are many to choose from these days and choices of font and styles for your monogrammed name. Be fun and act like a kid again. I wore mine for all four days. Something about seeing a big six foot dad with three kids all wearing ears made people smile. Good mojo! Ears with your name are $17 dollars a pair.

8.Disney Flair

One little known fact is that every shop and stand in Disneyland has a stash of buttons for different occasions. My daughter was on her first trip to the park and it was here birthday week so she wore the “First Trip” and “Birthday” buttons while I just wore my “Birthday” button. The rest of our family wore the “Celebrating” buttons. Park workers wield more power than you know and they recognize and appreciate the flair. You may even be offered a spot at the front of a line or a Universal Fast Pass. Other buttons include Graduation, Anniversary, Engagement, Marriage, etc.

9. Grab A FastPass

Use your map to identify popular rides you want to try. Plan to get FastPasses for these rides when the park opens and throughout the day. FastPasses give you a range of time when you can return and hop in the fast lane (they really are fast) without waiting ninety minutes plus. You can only have two at a time. Tip: FastPasses for the Star Wars ride in Disneyland run out early in the morning so be sure to get there first if you want to try that ride. Tip 2: If you have an extra park pass for someone not needing a ride’s FastPass (grandma, mother in law, etc.) get one anyway. Before you head to the front of the line find someone at the end of the regular line and give them a “miracle.” Can you say positive Disneyland Mojo!

10. Engage

Now that you have your ears and flair adopt the spirit of the Magical Kingdom and do three simple things. Smile, say hello, and wave to people (when on a ride or other transportation). Every Disneyland employee has a name badge that includes their home town. They love it when people greet them with a hearty hello using their first name.

11. Food, Food, Food

There are many great choices of food and snacks at Disney, and I love it all. The important note here is that Disneyland and California Adventure Land both allow you to bring your own snacks and food into the parks. I would plan on doing so as it helps to have a boost while in a line from something other than cotton candy.

12. Rides

The big rides get all the attention but some of the smaller classic rides should not be overlooked. Great examples are Mr. Toads Wild Ride, It’s A Small World, Tea Cups, Mark Twain’s Riverboat, etc. Lines are shorter and kids of all ages love them, even adult kids. Be sure to check requirements for all those in your party wanting to try a ride. We saw many families having to leave to the front of a long line they waited in because they did not do so.

Finally, if you visit Disneyland with friends and family lookout for these 12 hidden gems and let me know where you find them.

  1. “Premium Gas – 5 cents a gallon”
  2. “Here Lies a Snake Whose Fatal Mistake was Frightening the Gardener who Carried a Rake.”
  3. “Brides for Sale”
  4. “Crystolic Fusion Batteries”
  5. “Warning: Do Not Disturb The Bats!”
  6. “Happy Un-Birthday”
  7. “Mustache Mona Lisa”
  8. “Short Change Bank”
  9. “The Happiest Cruise That Ever Sailed”
  10. “The Great Wart Myth”
  11. “Route 55″
  12. “Nowhere in Particular”
Do you have any Disney tips, tricks or stories to share? Let’s hear them!